Hit Wizard

Dance edition

brought to you by Waterfall008

Let's create a dance hit in some five minutes without figuring out those pesky details such as instruments, notes, creativity, vocals, etc.!




Source

Rip any song from the
70s
80s
90s
this decade
Who cares?



Sound-modifications

Scratch like crazy
Pitch like mad
Echo like an egghead
Loop like a lunatic



Video

Main focus is on

horny girls
hot girls
horny, hot girls

Does the video have to make any sense?

What do you mean with "make any sence"?
Who cares?
I don't care!
Nobody will ever notice as long as the girls are horny and hot enough, right?

Clothings

Bikinis
Lingerie
Black bars (over the nipples)
Anything that's hot (and makes the guys horny)



Ringtones

Should a set of ringtones be created?

Yes
Yes, and send them to Yamba
Yes, and create some handy logos, too (send both directly to Yamba)

Do they have to sound good?

What do you mean with "sound good"?
Who cares?
I don't care!
Are ringtones able to sound good?



Audience

teens
pubescent teens
twenty-somethings
whatever



Motivation

What's the goal of the whole thing?
I want money!
Cashflow
Dollares
Cashitos
Maybe I could shoot some private "music videos" with the girls ...?